11:39

Sober sex? Sure, I guess, why not. Ill try anything once...

5:14

No she didnt actually say she wanted to fuck me but thats what my brain translated her whore babble into...

4:27

can always shit your pants
works for me100% of the time

[8/23/10 3:14:47 PM]

if it was me, they's end up making a law and order about what i did.  i'm talking guerilla organ removal after prolonged torture

2:02

songs that make you want to smoke a hookah and roll naked on a shag rug game

nice guy?

I was holding her hair back while she puked...but before ya go thinking im a nice guy i was having sex with her at the same time

2:09

lets me poke u in the face while also giving it to you with no hands