5:06:16 PM

he's so furry and pinchable

3:28 pm

dude I just got shit on by a bird, worst week ever. FML

12:37

I'm gonna put a toga on and eat grapes on the partition between the pool and jacuz

11:43am

sand surf blow and monkeys stat!

4/28/10 8:43:40 PM

she was sleeping on the couch.. but not like sleeping
like stretching
and being gross

9:05

and this is a place WHERE MOST PEOPLE KNOW I SHIT MYSELF THERE

8:55

ok this is fcking lame... operation chug a gallon of milk is about to commence

[4/28/10 8:13:02 PM]

never trust a man with orange body hair and a prince charles

?

[4/28/10 3:22:13 PM] better than going bareback with jeans!

2:29

with fishnets and stripper heels doing a line of china white off of a one legged stripper!

[10:52:46 PM]

IM LIKE TAKE THEM

1:55pm

The whole goal of using drugs is to get to the point where ONLY your heart and lungs work, thats it.

[4/22/10 11:25:17 AM]

I have this great meat perfume you can use...don't ask why I have it...

[4/22/10 11:23:50 AM]

well I'll be dressed like a seal

so.. I'm not to worried

12:15

if we're gonna die... might as well be with hookers - blow and monkeys

12:26am

if we're gonna die... might as well be with hookers - blow and monkeys

232pm

No, I'm still in bed, I'll IM ya when I wake up.

[4/19/10 8:01:09 PM]

awwww

don't look back

there are more walruses in the sea

[4/19/10 7:54:41 PM]

but it was a horrible dry spell for my sex life

im just saying

...not that my sex life is alltogether interesting

it is comparable to a walrus trying to get back into the ocean

[4/19/10 1:59:29 PM]

just straight up fullscreen

with chat windows on the side

10:57 pm

How's the mystery rash?

12:50

he showed up with a banana and then disappeared

[4/18/10 6:20:22 PM]

: I can't believe the pants are assless

331am

I just reread that drunk text I sent you, please dont post it to my blog

4/16/10 5:01:37 PM

[4/16/10 5:01:37 PM] : chubby chaser

response:
[4/16/10 5:02:27 PM]: fcking die
[4/16/10 5:02:33 PM] : and dont put it on my blog

[4/16/10 2:22:55 PM]

I have 173 unread emails - 'cause I dont give a fck

1:36

I wish people would stop reminding me of stuff I dont remember doing.

1:10

slip n slide compatable

skype

I've got $5 and a dream