Monday, August 23, 2010

[8/23/10 3:14:47 PM]

if it was me, they's end up making a law and order about what i did.  i'm talking guerilla organ removal after prolonged torture

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

2:02

songs that make you want to smoke a hookah and roll naked on a shag rug game

Monday, August 16, 2010

nice guy?

I was holding her hair back while she puked...but before ya go thinking im a nice guy i was having sex with her at the same time

Friday, August 6, 2010

2:09

lets me poke u in the face while also giving it to you with no hands

11:13

you should get a pot card
then we can go to the vapor room!
then directly to memphis minnies!

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

3:58

I think i just squeezed out a little poop while reading that

a little one